Thursday, April 1, 2010

I Hate Twilight – 5

As I saw Phoebe turn and walk away in disgust, my heart sunk, and I looked to the floor in sadness. I felt Alice pat my shoulder sympathetically.
“Alice,” I whispered in a desperate tone.
“Don’t worry Edward, she’ll come around,” she reassured, in an all-knowing voice that I couldn’t help but smile at.
“Edward, can you go look for the new student and being her back?” the teacher asked.
Nodding, I got out of my seat.
“She’s on the roof,” Alice said in a voice too low for human ears to pick up. I gave her a thankful smile and made for the roof.

PHOEBE’S POV:My legs dangled over the edge of the roof as I talked to my best friend Trina over the phone.
“Wait… so tell me again,” she said, confused. I swear there is never a minute when she’s not.
“I went to bed after taking some sleeping pills,” I recounted, “Then woke up at the hospital in Forks, then…”
“I know what happened after that; I’ve been watching the show.”
“Thanks,” I mumbled.
“Anyways, I thought you hated Twilight.”
“I do,” I said in a hate-filled voice. “Wait, who—who is my love interest?” I added in panic.
“Ha-ha, sucks to be you because it’s…” I closed my eyes. In back of mind I already knew who it was, and I was certainly not a happy bunny. “…Edward.”
“No! Not twinkle toes, I don’t want to ‘fall in love’ with him!”
“I would rather be with Jacob than him. I mean, what kind of a man sparkles? It doesn’t sound manly at all.”
“Well, he’s not going to go up to a girl and say, ‘Hey there pretty lady, I sparkle. Be my girlfriend,’ now is he?”
I burst out in laughter.
“He’d—” I was cut off by the sound of the roof door open, and then shut. “I have to go, I’ll call you later.”
I hung up and felt a cold hand on my shoulder. I turned my head to see a glittering fairy stand before me.
“What do you want, Edward?”
“The teacher told me to bring you back.”
Sighing, I turned around letting my eyes wonder, at that time a smirk crossed my face. “Tough shit, sparkle butt. Bye.” I said, and then jumped off the roof.

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mollie.mae said...

haha I love this story